Andis Clipper

Parental Advisory: Explicit Content. Warning: This Program Is Recommended For Mature Audiences Only. It Contains Adult Language And Situations: It's his show, he's Andy Milonakis. Which makes it "The Andy Milonakis Show." Join host and creator Andy for Season One as he takes you into his city, into his home, and unfortunately into his head. Eight episodes of hilarious skits, man-on-the-street interviews, Andy hanging out with and harassing neighbors and delivery people, his confrontational freestyle rapping, plus guest appearances by Lil' Jon, Snoop Dogg, Black Eyed Peas and more. It's a boy who wears pancakes on his face. It's a vampire staple remover. It's Jesus Kitty vs. Satan Kitty. It's "The Andy Milonakis Show." We don't know where he gets this stuff, and we don't want to. Oh yeah, and there are special features, know what I'm sayin'? Disc 1: Episode 1 - Andy gets some help with his rapping from Biz Markie and gets Fruity Pebbles for Lil' Jon. Wubbie dreams of killing Andy and a spoon may just be what you've been dreaming of. Episode 2 - We learn how to make bread crumbs, learn important lessons from Jesus Kitty, while Snoop Dogg learns that Andy may look just like him but that's where the similarity ends. Episode 3 - Andy loses his monster protection from the couch people, and needs protection from a rabid John Stamos, that he rescues from a tree. And whatever your favorite color is, he was just about to say that. Episode 4 - Guess what - Andy's guests "The Black Eyed Peas" taste as good as they sound, and Andy's public freestyle rapping still sounds awful. Andy gives birth to a living coupon, then hatches an egg. Episode 5 - We get our news from Australia, our protection from Google Man. Andy the insomniac gets no sleep, while Andy the babysitter gets no respect. Episode 6 - There are dark days for Andy as he gets struck by lightning, gets turned into a werewolf, wets his bed and his pants, and battles it out with Fat Joe over a game of Battleship.

Down-home humor and an endearing cast of characters helped to make "The Andy Griffith Show" one of the most beloved comedies in the history of television. Introduced as a spinoff from "The Danny Thomas Show" in 1960, "The Andy Griffith Show" ran for eight seasons in prime time. Widower Andy Taylor divides his time between raising his young son, Opie, and his job as sheriff (and Justice of the Peace) of the sleepy North Carolina town, Mayberry. Andy and Opie live with Andy's Aunt Bee, who serves as a surrogate mother to both father and son. Andy's nervous cousin, Barney Fife, is his deputy sheriff whose utter incompetence is tolerated because Mayberry is virtually crime-free. Season 1 - Contains all 32 episodes from Season One Season 2 - Collectible 5-Disc DVD set includes all 31 original-run series episodes. (1961-1962 Season.) Season 3 - Collectible 5-Disc DVD set includes all 32 classic third season episodes, including 5 of the Top 10 Favorite "Andy Griffith Show" episodes of all time: "Barney's First Car," "The Loaded Goat," "Mr. McBeevee," "Mountain Wedding" and "The Darlings Are Coming." Season 4 - Collectible 5-Disc DVD set features all 32 classic fourth-season episodes of "The Andy Griffith Show" including: "Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C." - served as the pilot for the successful series of the same name. 2 of the Top 10 Favorite "Andy Griffith Show" episodes: "Opie The Birdman" - also named by "TV Guide" as one of the greatest episodes in TV history. "Citizen's Arrest." 2 TV Guide Classic Episodes: "Barney's Sidecar" and "The Haunted House." Season 5 - Collectible 5-Disc DVD set features all 32 classic fifth-season episodes of "The Andy Griffith Show" including: Various Top 10 Favorite episodes: "Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor," "TV Or Not TV" and "Banjo Playing Deputy." Season 6 - "The Return Of Barney Fife" - Features the first of five guest appearances by Don Knotts, who won the 3rd of 4 Emmy Awards for his portrayal of Barney Fife in this episode.